How much farther? We’ve been walking for hours, and my,
and my feets are hurting… … and I’m pretty sure I’m sunburnt. Look how pink I am! Well if you hadn’t have run off into the
forest and gotten us all lost, we’d probably be there by now. It’s not my fault! I thought the squirrel had a bag of gold! It turned out it was just copper though. You need to get your eyes checked. I have -1 to Perception so nyeh. Guys! Please… I need my beauty sleep. Fine. We’ll make camp. Is there any way nearby that’s hidden
that we can set up camp? Make a Perception Check. You see a clearing in the forest ahead of you… … and as far as you can tell it looks completely safe. Evandra! What do your elf eyes see? I see… Trees… Bushes… I see a forest. Looks like we’re in a forest. Let’s camp here. Keep an eye out though. I’ve heard about these woods. They say it’s full of bandits. Really hate to piss them off. Oh man! That would suck. *laughs in urine* I hope we do run into them… So then we can burn them! And then I won’t have to go look for kindling. We’re gonna set up camp here. Who’s taking first watch? All right guys I’m going to bed now. Goodnight, bye! No, you can’t get out of it this time! Come on. Fine. I’ll go first watch. As you go to take first watch you are too distracted with… … complaining about how much you don’t like Evandra. Nyanyanyanyanyanya. I’m Evandra and I’m the leader so what I say goes. Well how about this? You like a
fireball? No, I’m melting! No, why?! Nixie, you were right all along! You’re so much better and smarter than me. No! *farts* There’s a sound in the forest… And nothing happens. Second watch? I’ve got this. So it’s later on in the night. The moonlight’s coming through the trees illuminating everything… You think you can see a shadow moving off to the side and… It’s that squirrel from before. Final watch. As you go for the final watch of the night, you’re feeling very sleepy. All you had to do was stay awake… … and you fall asleep And when you wake up in the morning… All of your worldly possessions are gone. *screams* Who stole my earrings?! – What the hell man?
– I know why you looking at me! I don’t even have dark vision. Why would you let me keep watch? Do we at least see where they went? Make a Perception Check. Yeah we really hit the jackpot this time, fellas. Look at me! I’m a Fighter. Heh heh! The most vanilla class in all of fantasy games. *laughs* Yeah, it’s not as bad as me. Look! I’m a slutty pirate! Walk the plank scallywags! Oh! He’s uh… not as great as he says he is. I’m… – Beautiful!
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