Shortfilm 2016 | Bittu – The Photographer | Kartik Singh


Han to sb logo ne apni apni kursi pakad li hai na kyunki aaj mai sbko ek kahani sunne ja rha hun meri kahani.. Bharat , India , Hindustan sochiye jis desh ke teen teen nam ho skte h us desh ki paramparaien kitni bhyankar hongi vaise to anginat paramparyien hain pr jo sbse bhayankar parampara hai.. vo hai shaadi.. jise humare desh ke log yaani Bharat, India aur Hindustan ke log kuch zyada gambhirta se lete hain baccha ho ya jawan budhaa ho ya apang humare parampara ke mutabik sbke liye koi na koi bana hai jb tk do jism ek jaan nhi ho jate tb tk ye log aur unki paramparaon ki daud khatm hi nhi hoti.. khair.. mera naam bittu Bittu Tripathi rehne wale to hum benaras ke hai pr jbse hosh sambhala hai zindagi laal qila aur qutab minar ki chaavn mai guzri hai humari amma humare bachpan mai hi guzar gyi aur unke gum mai.. baauji itne sakt ho gye ki saala unse aankh milane mai bhi dr lgta hai middle class log hai hum jese ki 80% desh hai humara kaam chahe jaisa bhi ho pr kaam pe niklne se pehle hum apne baado ke pair zarur choote hai vaise un paramparoon mai se ye bhi ek parampara hai Bittu ? ae raju idhr aa Bittu kahan hai ? gya. gya..? gyaaa….! kehte hai hr koi apni kahani ka hero hota hai uske jivan mai kai dikkate hoti hai jisse vo ldta hai jhagadta hai aur ek din un sb dikkaton se jeet kr vo apni manzil pa jata hai pr ye kahani meri hai aur kasam se doston mai apni kahani ka hero kisi bhi angle se nhi lgta ye hai meri dukaan.. aur ye hoon mai duniya mai chahe kuch bhi khatm ho jaye pr shaadi hona kbhi khtm nhi hogi to maine bhi socha kyun na is parampara ke choote se hisse se hisse ko apna dhndha bna liya jaye are Rajendra yaar…… pochha nhi marte to km se km dusting to krdiya kro yarr.. nalayak sb ek dum.. lo guru chai … thndi chai pila ke mardoo tum.. do mahine se fokkat ki chai piyoge to garam chai thodi milegi chll bhaag yahan se.. vo hariya ke 75 rupee do are abhi pichle haftee to diye the.. pichle saal ke…! are yrr jb usko koi dikkat nhi hai to tum kon ho be.. chll bhaag yahan se.. sambhal ke raho beta bachelor ho isliye kuch keh nhi rhe hai.. ji haan.. Rajendra shi keh rha h.. meri abhi tk shaadi nhi hui hai.. bhyiaa..! haaan… andar ap baitho.. logo ki shaadiyon ki photo khichte khichte kb meri shaadi ki umr nikl gyi.. pata hi nhi chala.. pr mujhe gum us baat ka nhi hai.. ghum ye hai ki baauji ne meri photography skill ka bahut galat fayada uthaya esa lgta hai duniya ke saare namune meri hi dukaan pe aa tpkte hai bhai hsde thoda..? pehle inki farmayishon pe photo khicho bhai shaadi ki photo khichane aya hai na..? fir bhi na jama to photoshop zindabaad.. to ye hai meri zindagi.. pichle kuch 10 saal se to ye hi hai..! pr rajendra kehta hai ki har khali reel ka ek din ata hai shayad mera bhi ek din aye.. shayad..! aaj somwar hai kl ana… emergency hai to tees rupee extra lagengey..! theek hai ji… ayiee naa ayiee.. aap khush nhi hai kya..? kuch nhi…kuch nhi.. ye lijiye… ye lijiye apke 30 rupee extra.. are ni ni.. wo 30 rupee to maine ese hi bol diya tha.. thank you..! kya…? ese kya dekh rha hai.. oye hoye..! bda thank you …thank you..chal rha hai..! khaali reel bhrne lgi hai kya..? ummmmmm.. dekho to zara… chll bhaag yahan se… chai pee lena chai..! pagal..! ustaad..! haaan..! baauji ka phone aya hai.. baat krlena zara haan are hai.. jldi aoo.. haan are are are hai… hello..! helloo..? ji baauji.. ji pr.. dukaan.. achyaa … theek hai abhi are hai..! ji abhi are hai.. aee raju.. wahan laga .. haaan.. kya ho rha hai ye..? haan ram ram.. kya ho rha hai ..ye sb ? are lallan.. han bittu…? niche aoo.. are ….niche aooo are hai.. ayee meri jaan.. dhule raja.. saale ..! shaadi tay krli aur bataya bhi nhi.. shaadii..!? haan shaa.. ab ye mt bolna ki baauji ne tumhe bataya nhi kuch.. had krdiye yaar baauji.. kbhi kuch puchte nhi kuch batate nhi hai… ek baar puch to lete..! abe jyada chat patao mt be.. meri baat suno.. ek baar photo dekhlo aur thnde dimag se socho.. are hatto yrr tum.. abe sun to.. kya baat hai bittu..? baauji ..wo hum keh rhe the ki baabuji.. ye keh rha hai ki..! shaadi tay krne se pehle ek baar inse puch to lena chaiye tha..? tum se kuch khe hai kya..kehne ko chup rho..yrr tum bsss.. hum jo bhi krte hai.. tumhari bhalayi ke liye krte hai.. ldki vale.. bht hi sabhya aur shushil log hai.. maine zuban de di hai.. agar barat jayegi to whi..jayegi.. samajh ayi.. to ab .. are tum chup rho yarr. har waqt bolte rehte ho.. hadd krdiye hai bauuji yarr.. jab man mai aye jo man mai aye.. kr dete hai.. gale ka ghnte smjha ke rkhe hai.. jb man mai ayega kisi gale mai band denge.. jbse amma gyi hai barbaad ho gya hai.. mera jivan.. waah..! ab bde angaaare nikl rhe hai..muh se chup rho yrr tum.. kya chup rho be.. koi teer nhi mare ho.. jo tumhe Madhuri Dixit milegi.. saala Dasvi mai ek baar aur baarvi mai teen baar fail hue ho.. aaj jo kuch bhi ho na.. sirf baabuji ki vjha se ho.. hum chu**ye nhi hai ye ye jo tumhara ghr saja rhe hai.. upper se pata nhi humari amma ko kya shauk chda hai.. ki jb tk.. tumhari shaadi nhi hogi tb tk humari nhi hone dengi.. khud ki to umar nikli ja rhi hai.. aur saale humare shanichar bnee baithe ho.. ye rhi photo.. aur thoda aram se socho. upper se halwai wale ke alg natak hai.. Lallan…! Haan are hai..! aeee…..? aeee aeeee….!? teri wali se ho rhi hai kya meri? are nhi yrr..! Haan ye hai..! ye lo.. aur thoda aram se socho.. ji haan.. Meri zindagi mai esa mod ayega.. na apne socha tha na maine.. hume nhi pata…! Humare baauji humari zindagi ke hero hai ya villian.. pr aj se..vo humare bhagwan hai.. jinone mere dil ki vo baat sunli jo hum khud na sun paye.. mujhe pata hai.. vo is shaadi se khush nhi hai.. par rajendra kehta hai.. zindagi to bht lambi hai.. aur vaise bhi.. apne meri kahaanii ka.. pehla bhaag hi to jana hai..

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