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Ellen and First Lady Michelle Obama Go to CVS

Ellen and First Lady Michelle Obama Go to CVS

[MUSIC]>>All right. Here we go, Michelle. There’s coupons because you’re gonna need these probably, it’s been a while. And you push the basket because nobody’s gonna push it for you.>>[APPLAUSE] >>CVS of course.>>[LAUGH] >>CVS stands for cotton, vaseline and stuff.>>No it doesn’t. >>[LAUGH]>>And->>That’s not true.>>It does. Do you want anything from the- >>What are these?>>That’s …

This Unicorn Changed the Way I Poop – #SquattyPotty

This is where your ice cream comes from– the creamy poop of a mystic unicorn. Totally clean, totally cool, and soft-served straight from a sphincter. Mmm. They’re good at pooping. But you know who sucks at pooping? You do. That’s ’cause when you sit on the porcelain throne, this muscle put a kink in the …

Dark Utopia (Short Film)

We have been abandoned by the very thing that gave us life. Without the sun, without the stars, we know only darkness. But we remember the warmth of the sun. Search inside and you will find a spark. Reach beyond, and you will find the light in others. Light grows from all beings. Now, ride …

How to Piss Off a Photographer

How to Piss Off a Photographer

Oh hey! Lok! Hey how’s it going man long time no see! You’re Warren! Yea yea yea man… we met while ago somewhere but… you’re a photographer now! That’s crazy! Yea… just make a living. Yeah this is I mean this is a nice camera and everything look at that eight, five mm? I don’t …